Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This smells what I would think, I would smell like if I was the king of Pirates in the Caribbean sea, while fighting off a kraken. We would be entangled in the most fierce of all battles in the seven seas. At last I make a simple mistake, it is able to get its tentacles on me, and just as it's about to devour me whole it would stop and say, "oh wow you smell like a REAL MAN, at last I can not eat you for it would be a true crime to not allow others to smell the alluring scent of crushed cloves, cinnamon sticks, crisp pine, and zesty orange and your skin so soft, oh so soft and silky, is that Shea butter?" I wink and nod yes. As it swam away it would stop one last time, wave and bid me safe travels. I will be buying another one in the future.