Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Here I am in 2019 with 4 failed relationships, on the verge of 30 years old and I've resorted to writing a review on a toilet brush. What can I say? It's a great toilet brush. It cleans very well, getting all the marks that are left behind after drinking too much Jack Daniels. The design of the brush is your typical looking brush with over 100,000 bristles and a handle large enough that you won't get covered in toilet water that looks delicious to dogs but not humans. I thought it would be larger, kinda like I thought I'd be more successful in life than I am now. So now here I am writing metaphors while listing to Radiohead about said toilet brush. It seems to me that this toilet brush will last me a while. The quality is very nice and it looks appealing. Kinda makes you want to take it out to a nice meal, date it for 4 years and then have it shatter your dreams. Also, I saw some reviews about it that says it arrived broken. Mine was in perfect condition. My amazon delivery person did a great job. Anyway, I doubt any of you read this.