Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Buyer beware: Your kid will use this against you. Mildly easy to assemble. Ease to push by a 16 month old world conquerer in training. Can now reach Sinks to “wash ands”, light switches to start techno globe parties, and “halp” make meals. Easy to clean. Sturdy enough that a rioting 45 pounder cannot tip over. Has traction strips for installation. Has safety bars in place to prevent falling. Doubles as gymnastic set. Cannot be broken down or folded up. Can be slid along slick floors. Has ended up in bathrooms, kitchens, and bedrooms to aid in generalized debauchery. We’re all big fans in this house.