Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

you and the exaserbated flight attendent make eye contact. You know its your one oppertunity before it becomes a flight-delay in 5 minutes. "uhhh, do you happen to have an extender...." And you pray you arent even the one asking it. You pretend you are just hearing it. The attendent nods, and harkons back to the rear of the plane, and its passed forward thru the throng. You double belt yourself in, half smile a nod of thanks to the already moved-on attendant. NO LONGER. With this belt you can hold onto your dignity. You gaze upon your seat already knowing the belts are too small. But screw that noise, you are empowered. You pull the faux satin bag out of your pocket. You sit down and you show that 1987 manufactured airliner seatbelt what it means to live in a land of plenty. You whip out your own extender, all 2 and a half feet of glory. you pop that sucker into the latch and laugh a silent laugh as the attendants go on about their safety shpeel, for you have two buckles this day. And NOBODY knows but you.