Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I put this hat on and all of a sudden felt like The Man In The Yellow Hat from Curious George. If you have a big head or big hair well let me be the first to tell you this here hat will be your new best friend. It has a nice shape and feel because it's 30% wool and therefore will repel any vegans within a 50ft radius. Kidding. But seriously, buy this hat. Some reviews said their belt wasn't attached but mine was sewn on with only one stitch and then glued the rest of the way around and it seems to not budge at all, so I suppose it all depends on which underpaid worker made your specific hat. If you made less than a dollar an hour and were forced to work overtime and punished for being too slow I bet you'd learn to overlook certain details, too. I feel like a hypocrite for wearing clothes from Amazon (aka china) when I don't support their business practices or severe human rights violations. You know what? Don't buy this hat. In fact, turn off your computer, put your phone down and go hug a tree. I don't know anymore, man. I really don't.