Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Imagine stepping out of the tub, stopping wet and your foot grazes the action figure your son left behind, you hobble awkwardly towards the counter to find you laid your new dress in the wax warmer and are now trapped. You're naked, your foot is throbbing and your faced with a decision... do I streak through the house and pray no neighbors can see through 1 of 600 windows I don't have blinds in or do I stay here and accept my fate that I shall never leave. But wait! You're amazon obsession led you to that grey bath blanket!!! That's right baby! You can wrap yourself in comfort and it makes you feel skinny because it covers every curve, roll and doughnut deposit on your hot mom bod!!! It's like being hugged by fluffy kittens and you emerge from that bathroom like a runway model walking the catwalk... Bottom line, buy this and hide it for yourself. Give your hubby and kids the old worn out sandpaper towels and hoard this baby like you're an smeagle in a cave with the ring. Thank me later ✌