Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I used to be a lotion addict, different formulas, different scents, perpetually unsatisfied, Goldilocksing my way through half of Lotiondom. No longer! This stuff is crazy awesome! Reading reviews here, I discovered you're apparently supposed to use it in the shower...no thanks! I have tried the Coconut Miracle Oil body wash, and it's all right, too, though I prefer Archipelago Botanicals coconut milk body wash (it's expensive but the big bottle lasts me 6 months!) and a coconut milk body scrub (don't worry--I diversify with deodorant and perfume). This product, originally meant to try on my red-bumpy arms, has taken over my entire body. If you LIKE coconut smell, you'll like the way this smells. I recommend putting it on after towel drying, one or two spritzes to each area (I use 2 pumps to biceps, one to forearms, two to each calve, etc.) and simply rubbing it into the skin...quickly! It dries fast and doesn't leave a slippery, greasy residue like SO MANY lotions and oils do, which is honestly what got me so obsessed with this stuff. It also lasts a really long time. For those who receive bottles with defective pumps, either exchange it as a defective product or get a small plastic spray bottle and pour it into that? I used to use Coochi spray on the post-shaved areas of my body (now, of course, usurped by this product), and both bottles of that I got were nearly impossible to spray, so I just got a wee bottle of my own. After all, it's what's IN the bottle that counts, and c'mon...what's better than being a non-greasy, ultra-soft, beachy/exotic-smellling vixen all day?