Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

A five star product review without a picture is probably always suspect (but also it would be a picture of my boobs sooooo). Here’s the thing, I feel like I’ve tried every type bra out there from a ton of different brands and seriously, none have come close to making my boobs look as good as this 15$ bra. No. I’m dead serious. NOW let me get it out of the way that my boobs are weird. WEIRD. Dali would be confused were he alive. I am also plus size and my typical size in bras is a 42DD, however after reading other reviews (and also the lack of a DD option) I chose the sister size of 44D, worried that it might not fit but it did so I didn’t need the extender. In this bra, I don’t get cleavage like the model and I probably never will without extensive duct tape BUT my boobs looked like.... actual human boobs. I bought it originally because of the semi longline back (because back fat) but it brings my boobs FRONT AND CENTER on my chest, a novelty as most plus size bras want to splay them out so each boob can cross check my 3 o clock and 9 o clock like some sort of spy chameleon. It normally makes me look just wide ☹️. But this bra pulls them close, close enough that if my mammary tissue was firm like the general population’s was, I would have cleave. Lacking that, they each sit nestled in a cup, facing forward, leaving my sides visually free of boobage that makes my silhouette look slimmer and that wide back is so refreshing. I GENUINELY LOOK LIKE 20 POUNDS LIGHTER. I have two boobs! Two boobs that are ROUND! I’m going to buy like five.