Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Being a girl--well, okay, I'm 50, but I find "woman" to be so militant and feminist--I was all atwitter to see these new Bic for Her pens! I mean, I could barely even lift those big old man pens! With Bic for Her, writing is so much more fun too! Before, anytime I picked up a pen (if I could!) all I could write about was cage fighting, cars and porno. Ew. Now, all I ever write about are flowers, unicorns and Michael Bublé. I just wish other companies could be as caring and sensitive as Bic... When will Heinz come out with Ketchup for Her (pink, of course)? Where is Charmin for Her (my lady parts practically shrivel up every time I use unisex toilet paper!). And why is there no iMac for Her? A specially designed computer (pink, of course) with only the features ladies need: shopping, emailing pictures of kittens and visiting michaelbuble.com. Oh well, a girl can dream...