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★★★★★
🔊WARNING: May Cause Extreme Jubilation🔊
Let's put it this way, I was pumpin out jams in my living room every weekend with minimal lighting. Don't get me wrong, the party was never lacking, The Playlist™ has never failed. But there was something missing, the epiphany came when I had 3 French girls celebrating the 4th of July with us.
God bless the French, they helped us win the war 241 years ago, and brought the heat once again to help out some rebellious Yankees enjoy a scoop of that freedom sauce.
After that party, I knew I had to step my game up and get serious about the house party game.
Bangers, check. Foreign girls, triple check. Sweet dance moves, they don't call me Rave Franco for nothing.
2 weekends later, I bought a couple of these bad boys while hungover laying in bed on a Saturday morning in expectation of the night's shindig. Amazon sprinkled their magic delivery fairy dust, and had lights on my doorstep before the sun went down. Plugged them in, set to music response, and bada bing bada boom, I had these disco angels spinning and strobing while we threw down jams b2b. Hopefully Aussie girls are next to come through.
I'm expecting the city to be knocking on my door to pull a permit for my new living room club in the near future. Couldn't be happier, unless they had lasers integrated, that would make this a 6-star review.
Warning: These things hit peak performance when you toss some of that dirty house, or What So Not savagery. (Highly recommended)
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July 2017 · Tools and Home Improvement · verified purchase