Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you are like me, you are reading these product reviews and wondering to yourself, "do I really need to spend ~$15 on a military-grade heirloom-quality flyswatter?" The answer, my friends, is yes. Let go of the urge to buy a multi-pack of the cheap plastic kind for about the same price. Do you really need more than one flyswatter at any one given time? Besides, those cheap ones are made to die. This one is made to live in glory, its destiny written in the sands of time as one of the greatest household defenders ever to slap the life from the annoying invaders that you seek to vanquish.