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When i first put it on I felt nothing, so i thought little of it, however later i had grown a beard, and put it on again, and then suddenly the true power of the kilt was unleashed, before i knew it i had climbed the highest mountain on my feet, the kilt waved in the air as a cape for my lower body. Then i went back to join the townspeople and they celebrated, i received the best ale and women. truly the Scots knew what they made, and you too may know its essence. !!CAUTION!! may cause super manliness, long exposure will make you irresistible to women, and your beards will grow fine and groomed. You will also have the uncanny desire to throw logs and be overall manly. Use in small portions, the world is not ready for such bare testosterone.