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This thing is awesome. All of the ants were alive and happy when they arrived. Except for Dave. Dave has been actin a fool. Leroy, sally and peter took control of the first 2 tunnels and Dave just watched. That was ok, a lot of the ants just watched. Then out of nowhere Dave started just like, trying to sit right at the top of the tunnel blocking the the rest from digging it further. After a little while of this happening the ants were all like: fine, Dave can have that tunnel and we will work on another one. Their effort to keep the peace failed when low and behold Dave moved to the next tunnel and blocked that one too. At this point i was wondering if maybe i needed to separate Dave and speak with him about his attitude. I decided to let it go another day to see if the ants could work this out amongst themselves, i went to sleep. I tossed and turned all night worried to death about Dave and his behavior. The next morning i went to check on the ants and all 4 tunnels had progressed. I thought: Dave must have started getting along with the colony. Then when i went to look for Dave i realized that i didn't know which one Dave actually was. Not only that but i couldn't tell any of them apart. As it turns out all ants look the same and all that Dave drama from the day before could have just as easily been Leroy, Sally or peter drama. Or any of them, or none of them, like i said, ya can't tell em apart. Although i can say for sure that some ants are lazier that others, like dude, that other ant is carrying a huge piece of gel and you have that little tiny piece. Step up your gel carrying game, son!