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Ah, yes, a sexy Ph.D. Does it come complete with: * Dark circles under eyes from too little sleep? * Hyperacidity from too much coffee? * Three to five publications in refereed journals? * Annoyed students who don't understand why their TA takes three whole days to grade their assignments? * Four to seven years of lost income opportunities, if not actual debt? * Grant proposals for potentially transformative research that still got rejected due to lack of funding? * Multiple members of Congress who no longer trust you because you've become an expert in something? * Form letter sent to you and the other 200 job applicants who didn't make the short list for a single position? * Rent check for the extra apartment because you and your spouse can't get jobs in the same city?