Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It is always interesting to see how others react to books I've read. But I am very surprised by all the 5 star reviews. I actually did read the whole book. I kept expecting it to grow into something more as I continued on. But it just got to be kind of a joke instead. I liked all the characters. Even though the 2 main characters had split personalities - one a mature adult, the other a twelve year old. Even though the only real action between them was " Yes, I want it!" "No, I don't" "Yes, I want you!" No, I can't!" "Yes" "No, wait!" Yes!" No!" ---- on to second book in series.... For a hero who had never been to earth I was surprised on how up he was on human adolescent communication. To me it kind of defeats the purpose of a believable romantic interest when he goes ga ga over Fruit Loops and wears a Spider Man knapsack. The quick jumps from adolescent to mature warrior by both of them left me dizzy. I don't know how either of them survived this book. I have never read a book where the "whole" book was simply lust that was unfulfilled. If the redundancy was taken out it would be a 30 page book.