Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don’t usually write negative views. I rather spend my with my true passions, eating deli meat and picking at my pores in a magnified mirror but I hate this pitcher so much I scheduled time to stop at least one poor moron (like myself) from buying it. I hate this pitcher like it murdered my parents. The flavor? Exquisite. The design? Apple wishes it could be so sleek. But this takes so long to pour a single glass of water it feels like a cruel punishment to atone for some sort of water based crime I committed in a past life. I thought all the comments complaining about how long this pitcher took to pour was the work of soft bourgeoisie who’ve never had to make ramen on a dashboard with the heat of the sun before so they expect the world of their small kitchen appliances. I should have headed their warning. In the time it takes to fill up a glass of water I’ve already contemplated my mortality twice. Water taste good. Pour sucks.