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gee, where to begin, let start a the ending because i haven't seen an ending like that since "Game of Thrones", i mean WTF was with all the people? it looked like a bad version of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" with all these people coming out of the light, who were they and why were they there and where was Richard Dreyfuss and the little Aliens kids pulling him into the mother ship? a Great White Shark thrown in anywhere would have made more sense. i would have been happy if you had "The Man in the High Castle" (Milton from "Office Space") walking around around the people with a red stapler saying how if they moved his desk one more time he would burn the place down. that would have at least been funny next "WHITE PEOPLE" throw in a lunch counter, black people being intimidated, arrested, and talking about lynching every 5 min and boy you got yourself a story right there, the only thing missing was a few burning crosses and some clan hoods . "BLACK PEOPLE" " free at last, free at last, thank god almighty we're free at last" oops, spoke too soon, here come those Nazis, they better not say anything about lynching anyone cus we're Communists and they'll be no lynching anyone if we have anything to say about it, "POWER TO THE PEOPLE!" , and how many comrades can you bunk in one presidential suite? wait sorry about that, how many comrades can you but in "The Empress Suite" Nazis, why do all Nazis look like they have something weird going on with their faces? beady eyes, stupid haircuts and over abundance of medals, walking around like they have a broom stuck up where the sun don't shine, you would think they would have at least updated the propaganda department to add in a few Klan members seeing how that's all America is, it gives the Nazis plausible deniability in the "Hey the genocide wasn't our fault, it was all those white robe wearing ,lynch talking, intimidating black people at lunch counters, arresting blacks "White Americans" who did that, look they still use the American Flag and you know how racists that thing is" and isn't it great and convenient that you have a "FURNACE" to throw a Nazi into when you want to get rid of a Nazis body? Asians, one word, "Bowing" bow here, bow there, bow everywhere and always look sinister when you're bowing and thanks for the reminder that Asians love cutting peoples heads off with swords, oh and Nazis love lining people up on their knees and shooting them in the back of the head by train cars. (who writes this stuff?) and thank you for adding 1 Jew in a yamaka to remind everyone they're in this fight too and whats with all the "Irish" people? as far as i know Ireland was a “That Neutral Island,” during the war because of, you know, they hated the British and the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing. and not one Native America in the whole series, just their head dresses oh and mentioning they were on the Nazi hit list too in the final solution plan part 2, anyone else notice how the train cars in the final plan were packed like "slave ships"? and don't forget the separate men and women's showers connected to the "oven" room, boy those Nazis sure were efficient, weren't they. little kids, so one listens to black music, she must be the forward thinking progressive one a,d the other ones a brainwashed (look daddy , i made you a cupcake with a swastika on it the color of blood)master race little Hitler in the making looking to ship off anyone to the reeducation camps for reprogramming (ya right , we all know where those people are going, to the Nazi BBQ at the end of the train trip) thanks Amazon, you sucked another 10 hours out of my life that i'll never get back, you know when i heard you guys were doing Wheel of time" i was excited because you have enough money to pull that great series off, now i'm not so sure not sure if this review will get past the censor Nazis at Amazon but you asked for a review the least you can do is print it
November 2019 · Movies and TV
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