Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It was a dark and storm night when this author took up his quill to pen these words of purple prose. The overwrought, over-worked, convoluted syntax, and self-indulgent writing style left this book unreadable for me. The Prologue was just awful, but I struggled on through two chapters before giving up and deleting the book from my Kindle. I don't know how this is a best-seller, although it might be an interesting read after a thorough editing.