Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This is my first time ever writing a review because I have to share with the world that this is quite possibly the WORST TOY IN THE WHOLE EXISTENCE OF OUR UNIVERSE. I purchased it as a Christmas present because my girls were begging for it, but they actually received it as a birthday present before Santa could deliver it. This morning we dove head first into the nom nom nail polish experience which left me wondering DID ANYONE ACTUALLY TEST THIS PRODUCT BEFORE MANUFACTURING, DISTRIBUTING, AND SELLING THIS PRODUCT FOR A SMALL FORTUNE?!? The directions lead you to believe that the polish will gleefully accept its new place of residence in the empty bottles, but it denies this new home with a fiery passion. It does not just drop in with ease, it explodes like it is Mount Vesuvius in it’s finest moments. It stains the fingers of all involved and sucks all the happiness from your soul. I don’t know Mr. Nom Nom personally, but i know for a fact he has not tried this contraption with his three eager to help children. He’s laughing at us from the safety of his billion dollar Nom Nom lair, because this is a “hot toy” for Christmas and we are all willingly dishing out 40 dollars for this!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH $40 INSTEAD OF SPENDING IT ON THIS PIECE OF CRAP?!? I could have soaked my cash in kerosene, lit it on fire, and roasted a single tiny marshmallow. I could have made 40 tiny origami birds and released them into the wild. I could have used it in the bathroom this morning when i ran out of toilet paper and watched it flush down the toilet with my feces. In the end, please heed my warning and my rating of one star. In fact, I give it ZERO stars but amazon wouldn’t let me do that. This nail polish maker is nothing short of the devil reincarnated and will ruin your life. The end. *I didn’t buy it from amazon, but will be spending my money returning the one I purchased to a store that rhymes with shmoys R shmus.