Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I know that these pens must be for me, a female, because the package is partly pink and I rely on color-coding to know what products are appropriate for lil' old me. But the package doesn't include any instructions regarding to how use this "pen" device. I tried cooking them with some alfredo sauce, but they remained tough (and made a mess of my best Calphalon) and didn't taste very good. Then I tried using one to spread mayonnaise on a sandwich for my Man of the House, and that worked a little better, but the surface isn't really big enough. I guess I'll use the rest of them as coffee stirrers, but I sure do wish the manufacturers had included some instructions so that I knew what these were for. I mean, being a woman I couldn't *read* the instructions, but I could probably get some good male soul to explain their function to me.