Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

From our allies across the pond, those with whom we fought shoulder to shoulder in countless wars, who have provided us with such nectars known as “highland scotch” & “guinness”, comes Froglip, I mean Seedlip. As a trained physicist, my life’s mission as been the advancement of science; but I now know this has been folly. I now know that I must complete my time machine, travel back to 1650 London, find the monster who devised this recipe, and stealthily destroy all copies. Had the allies known that Seedlip might again see the light of day, we might have been at war with them instead of the Axis powers. But in the end, if you wish to spend $34 as I did (based on + reviews), to drink compost juice, feel free. The plucky Brits will only laugh, as they march to the pub.