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I too purchased the three wolves t-shirt to bask in it's awesomeness, however I am unable to wear this shirt to my job because of some dress codes or some junk. Any way I decided to put the shirt into the blender and make a smoothie out of it. I didn't have any Tuscan milk to mix with it at the time so I just mixed in some "Blackberry Ridge favor" Boones Farm I had in the fridge. I assume that the power of the shirt was absorbed though the skin somehow and if I were to eat it the power would be inside me. The drink wasn't quite as smooth as I expected but after gulping it down I noticed an immediate difference. Hairs grew out all over my body, even in places you'd think hair couldn't grow. Women are not magnetically attracted to me, however the neighbor dogs are. They follow me around as if I can help them case cats or something, as now I sometimes feel the urge to do. I can't fly like some of the other reviewers but I do gnaw at my crotch from time to time. Maybe if there were only one or two wolves on this shirt and my body could handle it but I think the three wolves and the full moon just took things over the edge. All I can say is that there should be some type of warning on the label that tells you not to eat this shirt or something. I'm hoping when all of it finally comes out the other end my symptoms will go away and I get back to normal. For now I just keep a electric shaver handy and avoid going outside in the full moon.