Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Purchased but not happy with results. Pages are too rough on my sensitive areas after defecating. Only afterwards noted it was a book. Tried to read, made me vomit. As a plus, I now refuse to admit that dinosaurs existed and that that mean man in the White House wants my guns, not to mention he wants to give my wife an abortion. Which is confusing - as she is not pregnant.