Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ok, so first off, there is no denying that these cookies taste better than any other "healthy" protein cookie on the market. Not only better, I mean, they are hands down delicious. But what you need to know is that for every vegan who thinks they are taking a few cows out of the meat market and thus helping to reduce methane emissions, and thus saving the planet..EATING THESE COOKIES WILL RESULT IN METHANE EMMISIONS FROM YOUR OWN ARSE IN QUANTITIES AND RANCIDITY TO RIVAL THAT OF 20 COWS. I would also be remiss to omit a recommendation to wear loose sweat pants for approximately 48 hours post cookie eating to accommodate the incessant swelling of each inch of your large and small intestines. Lastly, investment in some charcoal filtered underwear and a can of air freshener in your pocket may be a good plan If you are unable to seclude yourself from humanity for a period of no less than 24 hours post consumption.