Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I have never in my life had gloves this great. I recall thinking before I purchased them "this 25 degrees day would be perfect but dang if my hands are simply not cold enough!?" So I went right to Amazon, and their stellar reviews system that we all know isn't skewed at all..... Found these. Whoa, some serious science going on here! Unlike a perpetual energy machine, which we have yet to crack, these actually have the ability to make things COLDER without using ANY energy. I mean seriously, how do they engineer these so that when I put them on it feels like I've harnessed the outside temp and wind so they are multiplied several times. I considered putting one of these gloves on my can of soda but then thought maybe that would be dangerous, I simply don't know what these marvels are capable of and better not to mess around with potential disaster! I will for sure be taking these along any time I want extra cold hands or maybe on my next trip to the desert, but then maybe they work in reverse and I might luck out with extra HOT hands. Sweet.