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Okay, so I used to LOVE this game. I was obsessed. But now, I'm considering deleting it. Gather 'round, 'cause granny's gonna tell you a tale. I was happily playing Subway SurfersTM the other day (it just occurred to me to write a review recently) , and I had just beaten my insanely high score. I was SO excited about it, and kept spending all my keys on extra lives (11+) ,watching a whole buncha' stupid ads, and using all my hover boards. I had just beaten a whole bunch of other players that used to have even higher scores than mine. So I accidentally swiped left instead of right and died. As per usual,I decided to save myself with a video about some stupid bingo app AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THE APP STORE SO I HIT THAT #TRUSTYBACKBUTTON BUT IT BROUGHT ME TO THE OPENING SCREEN OF THE FRIGGIN' GAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEE >:(((( tldr: i had a minor incontinence w/ SS, and overreacted. .-.