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I'm terribly disappointed with what this printer has produced. My heart sank on the first test page when what came out appeared to have been the product of an inkjet printer. I really thought I had mistakenly paid for an inkjet the quality is so poor. And now I've gone from feeling like a sucker to being completely furious. I causes me to reconsider that value of Amazon exspecially for more expensive items. I very much wanted to make use of this printer today. I don't get much time off. I don't have time for BS. If I had gotten this at a brink-and-morter, I could solve this problem today. I'd go back to the store, show them the garbage that came out of this printer and they'd likely help me. I'd get back home and could continue with today's work. Instead now I've got to go through the pain of trying to figure out exactly what hoops I've got to jump through to get satisfaction. It's possible that it's not the printer itself that's the problem but instead the toner cartridges it came with. That doesn't matter and it doesn't help me. I need a working device now. I don't have it. I've tried shaking the cartidges but it doesn't help. I've included a video showing what the printer produced. Note the inkjet printer-like patterning in the rainbow image. Even basic black text is spotty and broken.