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I came home one day to find this unicorn mask on the chair opposite my bed. I don't know how it got there, but I know what it wants. Me. One day the unicorn mask will impale me on it's horn and I will die. Until then, it watches me sleep at night. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night because I've seen a flash of light hit its' eye and I think it's time. Time for the unicorn mask. "Not yet, not yet," the mask will whiny and I will fall back to sleep, to dream and wonder.