Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

How do I hate this printer? Let me count the ways. As a professional paint-drying-watcher, my life involves sitting on couches, staring at the white walls, and occasionally adjusting the volume on my television set. And, of course, watching paint dry. My friends (well, my mother) tells me I need more excitement in my life. This printer surely fits the bill. When I try to print my adult-coloring book pages, my blood pressure always goes up as I look at this thing, uncertain if the next page will print. The first page printed ... why is the printer now suddenly offline? I can't even finish my mayonnaise-on-white bread sandwich! One especially tense afternoon resulted in the 0a error, which means catastrophic hardware failure. Brother support apparently has more problems with this printer than they can handle, the poor dears, so they sent me a new one and said I could keep the old one (which was all of 3 months old). The replacement came in. I excitedly opened the box. Finally, I can do my adult coloring! I looked forward to my unicorns. (You should see the castles I colored last month. Anyway.) To my dismay, the replacement tells me there is a paper jam. Funny, I don't recall putting any paper in the printer to begin with. Since I filled the previous printer with dirt to make a small flower pot, I am open to suggestions on what to do with this one. Exceptionally useless, worse than a waste of time. After having a very