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You guys...let me tell you what just transpired at my house, which shall hereinafter be known as the Rotisserie Chicken Candy Cane Massacre of 2018. 1. Gave my son a rotisserie chicken flavored candy cane (didn’t tell him the flavor) 2. Made a video of him eating it 3. He said it was disgusting 4. I could smell it from across the table 5. I start dry heaving 6. Son goes in living room 7. Son proceeds to puke a lot EVERYWHERE 8. I’m still trying not to, but I’m coughing and my eyes are watering 9. I assess the puke damage, he’s on the couch sitting Indian style and there’s a lake of puke on him and on the couch 10. I help him get his shirt off 11. I peel back the rug so if it gets anywhere else it’s on the wood floor 12. I hand son a wet washcloth and catch a whiff of his puke 13. I run to the bathroom and puke in my hands on the way there, then puke in the sink. Guess what I had for dinner? Chicken! 14. I come out with peach spray and flood the house with it 15. Son cleans up his puke, carries a ball of puke clothes and towels to the laundry room 16. Son comes back with more towels to clean more puke 17. Son sprays pineapple air freshener 18. I think I’m going to puke again, I run to the kitchen sink as I’m heaving...and what’s in the sink? Last night’s chicken! 19. I sit in another room to calm down 20. Son is taking a shower Moral: chicken flavored candy canes induce vomiting even from people who didn’t eat it. Don’t buy chicken candy canes. The house smells like puke, peaches and pineapples.