Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Are the Devs serious?! Is Amazon serious?! I look at each permission an App lists in relation to the functionality of the App. There is no doubt this App is a data miner. There is no valid reason for these permissions...: - Get information about the currently or recently running tasks: a thumbnail representation of the tasks, what activities are running in it, etc. - Open network sockets. - Change Wi-Fi connectivity state. - Access information about Wi-Fi networks. - Access information about networks. - Update device statistics. No way am I installing this! Not as the FAOTD nor for the absurd $1.99 regular cost. [EDIT: I guess Amazon was listening/reading as this was pulled from being the FAOTD less than ten hours from being offered.]