Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These were my first purchase of Dr. Scholl's shoes. I wore them to work looking forward to feeling like my feet were dancing on clouds overlooking a field of flowers. But guess what? They rank in the top 3 most uncomfortable shoes I have ever purchased. They are tied for 2nd place with the purple jelly sandals I bought in the 80's. I have a desk job and had the shoes on for only 8 hours and had a blister the size of a quarter. I was stuck in the shoes until 4pm on the only day I wore them; at which time I hobbled to my car to kick off the torture devices. Did someone at Dr, Scholl's watch the movie SAW and decide these shoes should be the next best thing to putting razors in them, knowing the game would be not being able to take them off at the office? Did Dr. Scholl's secretly sell these shoes to Jesus, so those of us that have missed a couple of Sunday services get a taste of the fiery depths of HELL? Did Dr. Scholl's sell these to SATAN himself, taking the pressure off him to skin us alive to let the shoes do it?