Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought 1 of every available scent, and here are my "firsts:" 1) This is the first time I've ever spent $10 for a bar of soap. 1a) This is the first time I've ever seen how small a bar of soap was and realized I was dramatically ripped off. 2) This is the first time I've ever used soap once and could VISIBLY see that it was smaller afterward. 3) This is the first time I've ever used soap that didn't leave me smelling like ANYTHING after I was done showering. 4) This is the first time I've ever said this sentence: "Boy, I sure won't ever buy THAT brand of soap again!" The pic is how "Bay Rum" came out of the box (next to an old iPod for size reference). This bar was cut jagged, making a fissure in the corner that will break off within 1-2 uses. It's also cut unevenly, making this already small bar even smaller. This particular one also smells so faint, it's almost odorless. And in my first use, it was hard to lather. I am returning this for a refund.