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This product really does work. The problem is that I don't think the developers had a comprehensive grasp of varying dialects among the native cat population. The basic version was okay--made it easier to call them to dinner, etc. But when I bought the full version, trouble started. I would say something like "good kitty" and my cats would all give me dirty looks. Things came to a head when I asked "want some treats?" and they backed me into a corner with claws to my throat and genitals. I was able to calm them, and with much research, I realized that the translator had actually been spewing racial slurs at them the entire time. I never meant any harm, but now all the neighbors' cats pull their kittens inside when I walk down the street.