Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

There are so many things in this book that made me think:”Please tell me I did not just read this” that I finally gave up and DNF at 78% Looking back, I should have stopped when: • It was disclosed that “feminine release” strengthens internal muscles, which increases the chances of getting pregnant, so the more “releases” she gets, the better chances the “seed” have. • Repetitions - the words “brave” and “bravery” was repeated 14 times in 3 pages of the text, 4 times in a 7-line paragraph alone. • When I waddled through pages and pages of yawn-inducing conversations which led nowhere only to be repeated in slightly different manner between different participants. • He started “grinding his rod against her femininity” • Sex scenes that reminded me of the furniture- assembly instructions – substitute “rods” for divots and “femininity” for brackets and you’ve got it. • It was revealed that bullets don’t work well on piercing dragon’s tough hide but arrows shut from a longbow will do the trick. • A 3-day mission to rescue a hostage required a Royal tent (and that it is a Royal tent was itinerated at every opportunity). The above-mentioned tent featured electric lights from a portable generator, indoor plumbing, huge four-posture bed with thick mattress plus two other beds, tapestries for the walls, gilded fireplace (what, no grand piano? This is really roughing it up!) • After deciding that she is not brave (here is that word again) enough therefore unworthy to birth royal babies, our heroine withdraws “physical intimacy” from dragon princes. So they decide to test her resolve by torturing her in a form of cooking dinner while tempting her with a bit of striptease. (They we right – there were the most torturous chapters I have read in a long time) What finally made me stop? A vegetable. You see, in Kira’s own words: “I never had a zucchini pointed at me before and I couldn’t help but realize that it was just about the same thickness and length as Blake and Steven’s rods when fully erect” I rest my case.