Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I mean, I could just stop with saying “It broke in half after under 3 minutes of light use”, but I’m feeling spicy tonight. Highest quality? In relationship to what? A plastic butter knife would’ve held its own against these files in a cage match. What really gets me is all of the false advertising, fake reviews, and tons of sketchy grey market off brands that change names for each product. There’s no way to establish trust. And no, I’m not some geriatric curmudgeon going on a tirade- it’s at pandemic levels and is clear to most anyone who has managed past the first stage of Mazlow’s Hierarchy Of Needs and has a modicum of sense. I thought I couldn’t lose with the level of positive reviews and it being Amazon’s choice product for my search terms. It’s 2018, time to trust the algorithms and crowdsourced data, right? Not so fast, it seems. Do you trust the opinions of most people in the world? I sure don’t. But, on the bright side as we all collectively veer toward Armageddon I can take at least take solace in free returns.