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Great concept, but many complaints. I'll list them in order. 1. If you leave the bread in this thing too long it turns to the dark side. 2. If it's not done just right then the toast comes out a bit Chewy. I read the troubleshooting guide in the back and the following passage offered no help at all: "if the toast is chewy then it was probably prepared by a Wookie. Toasting should be left up to veteran toaster operators." 3. The toaster isn't Hans free as I had assumed it was. A Vader toaster should be Hans free. Other minor problems : 1.the toast gets stuck cuz the slots are small. I've found that if you use a little force then the problem goes away though, so this is minor. 2. Obi Wan side of the toaster looks like Vader. 3. The toast often comes out only Luke warm. The butter doesn't meet properly on top ad a result. Conclusion : I don't like this toaster. Im going to return it.