Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

BIC, you've failed me again. Here I am thinking that I've finally found the perfect pen and then I discover the ink is black. Black? It might as well be BLUE. Everyone knows women only want to write in shimmering pink or glittering purple. I mean, writing in black ink would be like going to work in flats, or leaving the house without makeup on or, god forbid, not wearing matching bra and panties. If I were to write in black ink someone might look past the beautiful curvature of my handwriting and actually consider the words I had written and really, we all know women never make it on brains alone. Sigh, I guess my treaties on the Joys of being the Second Sex will just have to go unwritten... Wait, you say they have the ink I'm looking for? You say it is called fashion ink? Well, I'd better start writing...once I've done my nails, and my hair, oh and I need to go shopping. Maybe the treaties will have to wait anyhow.