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Are you trying to live a chemical-free lifestyle? Concerned about the prevalence of GMOs? Trying to go all-organic, but thwarted at every turn by Big Pharma and Monsanto in their relentless quest to poison our foods and kill off their customers? (what a business model, btw! They didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister.", thank you very much!) Are you worried about vaccines giving your kids the autism, MSG misaligning their chakras, and HFCS unbalancing their yellow bile? Considering taking colloidal silver to cure/protect you from ebola? And just generally looking for some common sense advice from a real mother, not some stupid "doctor" and his fancy shmancy medical degree??? Then this is the book for you! It's chock full of organic goodness and earthy crunchy wisdom! It gets right down to the heart of important matters without confusing us easily-influenced readers with silly things like evidence, peer review, or logic. Why is alternative medicine treated as inferior to "modern medicine" just because it lacks reason, research, trials, or anything beyond anecdotal results and placebo effects??? I'll tell you why: cuz Big Pharma!!! So buy this book, it's all natural and stuff. And I should know about all natural - I'm writing this review on my all-natural, gluten-free computer. Oops, time for my hot yoga class! Namaste, y'all!