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This movie is terrible. It's very poorly produced, the choreography is horrible, the dialog is just as bad, and it's one plagiarized plot device after another to add insult to injury. The movie is also a slog, as it's very boring, not much action, and you can't just idle through because the film is just not engaging, at all. I'm genuinely angry I wasted $25 on this trash. This will be on prime or some other movie channel in no time, just wait if you absolutely /have/ to see it. I was expecting a viking epic, instead it's like members mark Beowulf meets great value Conan, and they decided to make a wish version of the crow. Just stay away from this crap... I mean, the Valkyrie has braces... Edit: The Valkyrie does not have braces, it's some obscure Norse ritual involving chipping the teeth and dying them, like some kind of ancient "grill." Regardless, the film is ridiculous, the Valkyrie still looked horrible, and I stand by my assessment. As an aside, my wife watched it on her own and came about much of the same opinion. Just wait until you can see it for free, if you pay for it, you'll resent the expenditure of your resources on such a subpar experience and that will make the movie so much worse. Maybe if you watch it for free it won't leave such a horrible taste in your mouth.