Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Can we, just maybe, talk about WHAT A PROBLEM this is? The image alone, an ecstatic, wide-eyed blonde, with a black eye only barely outshone by her diamond ring. But the game description? "Princess pandemonium! Save the princesses in time to meet Prince Charming as they all sabotage each other to be first." What era and culture is this game from? And then the levels involve... cleaning up and otherwise obfuscating young women who look like they've had the crap beaten out of them? One level even gives you this cute little axe, so you can swing it at the imprisoned girl. ...such fun and education.