Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My first couple of bags on the "subscribe and save" were great! Then each month they seemed to get more tough and fatty, (not sure how you can combine those, but they managed it). This last order took was the final straw. I was in a snacking mood while working on a project and without even looking, ripped off the easy to remove top of the new bag that arrived a few days ago, grabbed a small chunk and popped it in my mouth, chewed and swallowed. "Damn, QC seriously needs some review", I thought, as the jerky chunk felt over-soft and not quite right. "Oh well.... one piece is all I'll have for now". A few hours later, as the day was winding down, I decided to have another piece. As distractions were minimal, I was able to examine the food I was about to partake to choose a good piece, and to my great surprise, I'm holding a friggin' bag of science experiment! A fancy, fuzzy green-blue mold coated every piece, and now, to my chagrin, the inside of my body. As I had eaten the piece several hours previously, there wasn't much I could do about it, and if I were a lesser man, it would have been seriously gag-inducing. I think the worst part is that as I write this, I still have a piece stuck between my teeth I can't get out....