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My god, this was awful. I'm not sure that "awful" is a strong enough word to describe the terrors of this substance. Now I was not expecting much--after all, it is calorie-, fat-, and carb-free, but it was certainly NOT taste-free. I wish it had been taste-free. It's almost as if the makers looked at the monstrosity of their making, and said "well it's white, and in theory, you could put it on pasta, so we'll call it alfredo." Well Elmer's glue is white, and in theory, could be put on pasta. That doesn't make it alfredo sauce. Come to think of it, I would have rather had Elmer's glue on my lunch than this jar of lies. It is now 10-15 minutes past the time I dared ingest this concoction; time enough for my partially-eaten meal to pass from my stomach to my small intestine. My guts are rumbling like a Harley-Davidson, almost as though the insulting my tongue wasn't enough, this sauce won't be satisfied until it has offended every part of my digestive system. Hopefully that means it won't be with me much longer. To all of ththe commenters, past and future, who are upset that you only received one jar of this instead of the promised six jars: count yourself among the lucky. You will not be subjected to this sauce's horrors. You are safe.