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Helps weight loss by sapping your will to eat
These are... bad. It's a struggle to say anything particularly redeeming about this product at all. The texture is overly hard and gritty. Even leaving it in milk for an extended period of time does very little to alleviate the texture and, even worse, that awful mouth feel it leaves after you're done. The flavors are bland and lifeless, overwhelmed by the flavor of the flakes? chunks? of cereal and the overpowering aftertaste. This is supposedly all natural, but it feels more processed and artificial than anything I've ever had that purportedly calls itself "cereal." They are "cereal" about in the same way that a biblical rainstorm of toads could be considered "weather." All the flavors are bad, some just more so while others teeter on being 1.5 stars. Given the price of this horrible drek, the only thing you'll be grateful for is that the serving size is insultingly small (think a handful from large child), so you won't have to eat much of it. This is truly terrible and given the aggressively positive slogans on the package, you could be fooled into thinking it's worth trying. It is NOT. They are correct on their package that "health food shouldn't taste like cardboard." It doesn't taste like cardboard, it tastes like drywall filled with asbestos. Excuse me, I'm going to go out to siphon some gasoline so that I can improve the taste in my mouth.
August 2021 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase