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So I'm trying to get the ball in the tub. I did it in practice, right? Put down 5 bucks I miss. Double or nothing. Miss. double or nothing, I miss. The next hour is a blur of balls not staying in a tub and the laughter of a carny and onlookers, Next thing I know I'm $2600 down and that was my life savings. The carny sees me slinking off. He feels sorry for me (we had the same kickass cross tattoo) and runs after me. "Hey, dude! Take this. No hard feelings." He hands me this figure. It's a bigass rasta banana. It's yellow. But after pushing it around the block on my kid's stroller while pondering life's questions like "What is physics?" and "What is stopping?" for a while, I'm tired of it.