Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm still trying to figure out what it is I did to make my wife angry. Did Hallmark and DeBeers recently invent a new holiday that I was supposed buy her something for? She purchased this cart "for the laundry room". As soon as I saw it, I eagerly tore open the package and started to (attempt to) put it together - being from the Lego generation, this is a natural reaction for me whenever I see anything that looks like it needs a good assembling. I soon learned that you will need minimum of 5 hands to properly assemble this cart. Any helpers you recruit can have the normal amount of hands (typically two). Once the cart is "assembled", the sides flop back and forth worse than a politician en route from an inner city speech to an old folks home. If your spouse has recently cheated on you, this cart is adequate payback. If your neighbor ran over your dog, you shouldn't have let your dog play in the street - but buying them this cart will make you feel better since you know that deep down, your neighbor always hated your dog, and probably saw him playing in the street and just made up the story about him darting out from behind a bush. Wait, what bush? There aren't even any bushes on your street... That lying jerk deserves this cart. The quality of the "Durable Epoxy Coat" finish is about what you would expect if a kindergarten art class was forced to make a thousand of these per day (or else!). Seeing the "Made in China" label, this probably isn't too far from the truth. Points for creativity, minus points for using what looks like bathroom caulk to cover up the poorly finished areas. However, having said all that, once the cart is finally assembled it's still a piece of junk. The biggest problem is that once you finally have it assembled, you'll still need to disassemble it, put it back in the box, initiate a return with Amazon, and ship it back for a refund. You could save yourself a lot of trouble by not buying this cart in the first place, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun. Now, anybody have a suggestion of where I could get a couple dozen roses for my wife?