Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Who the hell wrote this stuff? 1. Zombies and more zombies till you want to poke your eyes out. 2. Ranger with "200 thread count" sheets? Really? I haven't bought 200 thread count since the 1980s. T 3. Stephanie totaling Ranger's brand new expensive loaner cars and him supposedly laughing when he gets the news???? I don't think so. I think her cuteness tanked three cars ago and his auto insurance rates must be astronomical. Nothing funny about that. 4. Diesel? Give me a damn break. A total loser and user. She's got Ranger and Morelli and she's tempted? Is she insane?. 5. And Lula gets paid by Vincent Plum Bail Bonds to do what, exactly???? She used to work in the office and file papers. They went digital and she went from funny to nauseatingly stupid. An occasional off the wall belief used to be entertaining but now all her beliefs fall into the certifiable category. Rubber room. No sharp objects available. 6. Stephanie's mother taking pills with two drinks of hard liquor? That's not funny. That's addiction. When Gramma Mazur used to say outrageous things at the kitchen table and Stephanie's mother would look longingly toward the cupboard with the booze. That was funny. Is it just me, or are her other legions of fans saying I just bought my very last Stephanie Plum novel.