Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Aren't these Bic For Her just a big ol' cup of lovely? These little pink and purple morsels from heaven are just divine. Divine, I tell you! The sparkles brighten a girl's day like a refreshing cup of pink lemonade after a long day of shopping for just the right sponge rollers. Can I get you a cup of pink lemonade ((((bats eyelashes)))? After I spotted these dear pens at the corner store, I threw down my parasol, smoothed my petticoat and declared that someone finally understood want a lady needs! My need for sparkles. My need for sugar-soft pastels. My need to write special thank you cards to the nice man who pumps my gas and helps me to avoid unsightly grease stains on my poodle skirt. (((gasps))) Bic is just the mostest. Tonight, when I open the lid on my hope chest and gently remove my flowered diary--I will include a poem that will soar off the pages with glittery purple words. A tribute to you, dear Bic--for loving us females enough to create a pen just for us! (((curtseys))) **Ode to Bic** (((((double curtseys with a half turn and a giggle))))) My meatloaf recipes were dull and sage now your glitter lifts them off the page! My menstral journal was penciled gray Now pink sparkles chart the days! Oh my butterfly doodles were boring and stark Now my I's are dotted with little pink hearts! Thank you dear Bic for the sea foam and peach as I write a potential suitor a note at the beach! Smooches and hugs to you, Bic! We gals owe our newfound glitter power to you! In response, I offer you a pastel rainbow of thanks--sincere and wondrous just like your pens! (((twirls parasol)))