Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This is without a doubt the dumbest book I have ever read. I bought it out of curiosity, and now I feel like it has actully lowered my I.Q. Example: "The plush carpeting is so soft under my feet, it is like I am walking on a floor of fresh donuts from the cafeteria before they have a chance to go stale." What the hell kind of comparison is that? The main character goes from a Fiesty Strong Female Character, to Meek Obidient Simpleton so fast I think I have whiplash. And even the "erotic" scene is, like so many real-life interactions, disappointing and short-lived. I could go on, but I don't want to waste any more of my time on what I can only assume is a science experiment meant to guage how much time people are willing to waste on garbage.