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I wish I had paid more attention to the reviews on this one. As of 15FEB18 there were 10 reviews on this item. 8 five star ratings - none of which were verified purchases. 2 one star ratings - both of where were verified purchases. I am guessing that the five star reviews are fake. The straws came out of the cork (or plug, or whatever you want to call it) as soon as I took it out of the package. I started reinserting the straws into the the holes in the cork realizing that the depth or insertion was all over the place. Got that finished, poorly, and them realized that the cork was a loose slip fit into the vacuum pipe adapter meaning that this thing fell out as soon as I attempted to use it. This is garbage that I would expected to get conned on buying off of eBay - not Amazon. This is going back in the box and being sent back.